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29 May 2007

Bungay Balls Up 2007

I'm all Bungaylicious once more. It's a truly wonderful feeling. Being back at work today hit me insanely hard. It took me a good while to settle down to the fact that people were rushing about and looking harried.

 

This year's Bungay was nothing like last year's. I did altogether less sitting around in the big-top and much much more sitting around in the sunshine. Lizzy wasn't there this year to spur us into going off site and Doing Things. We didn't go to any museums, hug even one windmill, nor did I spot a single otter. Instead, I befriended a pony and marvelled at Alby's unicycling skillz. Pwnership commenced. Barnsey and I made the acquaintance of Milly and sat by the side of the road pondering upon such themes as fluffiness and friendship. We discovered a pub. A good pub. With food. Good food. It made for a couple of interesting evenings, watching LP struggle for breath and partaking of deep discussions about Books with Alex. Dave managed to choke down a couple of steaks. I reckon his body's getting on for about 40% beef by now. He'll be mooing next year.

 

But whilst we were terribly sociable and friendly in the pub, I barely spoke to anyone in the big-top all week. Such is the curse of sunny weather, I'm afraid. I decided quite early on in the week that I would be forsaking tent and cafe time for sunshine and afternoon naps. And I don't think I was the only one. The big top this year was actually used for juggling rather than sitting around. I probably went against the grain by spending less than an hour sat in the cafe all week purely because I wasn't interested in poker or board games, and the lounge was so inviting and fit for purpose.

 

The other thing about sunny weather is that it brings people with it. Lots of people. And whilst some of them disappeared during the week, by the last weekend it was busy. Super-mega-hella busy. For Suffolk anyway. We probably increased the total population of the county by 50%. Although having people around was a bit of a shock to the system they didn't really cause any major problems, other than having to get the toilets pumped at least twice and managing to trip over guy-ropes an unfeasable number of times. When you're all collapsed under the blazing glare of the sun, or snoozing in your tent, or wandering back and forth to visits pubs and ponies and supermarkets you don't tend to get too put-out by people. It would have been absolutely fine had Alby not turned up. I wouldn't have had to do any passing and therefore wouldn't have got grumpy at there not being enough room in the big-top for our gigantic patterns. Nor would Alby have wanged a ludicrously long and spinny club straight over my hand and into the back of some poor lad's head. He was very brave not to have cried. I certainly would have. I heard the 'thunk'.

 

I saw two owls, managed to stomach lots of beer without lemonade, ripped the piss out of Darren unmercifully for the whole week, laughed uproariously at and with Bri-Bri (just one Bri), saw Pirates in Norwich, played girly volley-club till a little bit of wee came out, made new friends, marvelled at burping prowess, ate lots and did very little to burn it all off, learnt new words (fo-sheesy!), re-affirmed friendships, enjoyed the feel of dewy grass between my toes at 8 in the morning, got sad when it was time to say goodbye, and generally had the best holiday ever.

 

I'm sat on my own in the library at the minute, gazing wistfully out of the window and thinking that it's a shame to have discovered what Real Life is, to then find that I only get ten days of it a year.  

 

(Photos to come.)

Comments

Nice. You really do write well. Sorry for ruining your indolence but ta for the uni praise.

Posted by: Alby | 29 May 2007

I'll never be 100% beef. Got to leave room for the mustard!

Posted by: barnesy | 29 May 2007

What - you were laughing AT me? Carry on then.

Posted by: Bri | 31 May 2007

Oh, if you insist.

Harharharharharharhrlololol11ol
Snarf.

Posted by: Clurb | 31 May 2007

I realize that this question is quite likely to induce shrieks of "What?! Don't you know anything?!" from various jugglers astounded by my ignorance, but I'm going to ask it anyway, because I've been wondering ever since Bungay. What's pwnage?

Posted by: Rebecca | 11 June 2007

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