01 June 2007
Science
Lying in bed last night, wedged between a snoring husband and a snoring cat, I decided that physics isn't my forte. I don't understand where the light goes when you turn the switch off. I don't get why vacuums are possible. I don't know what dark matter is.
I've tried asking people, but they all use long words and just confuse me further. And as such, I've decided that it will be easier in the long run to create my own science. Thusly, Clurb's First Physical Law of the Universe is this:
Squares are always more dense than triangles.
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The first rule of science is to only include things that are testable, reproducible under experimental conditions and some more stuff as well. Can you put your first law to the test please? I want to see some proofs that squares are denser than triangles.
Or are you changing the meaning of vocab and "denser" actually means something else?
Posted by: Alby | 01 June 2007
Pfft.
Those rules are for *your* kind of science.
Mine is intrinsically perfect and in no need of proof.
So ner.
Triangles also have more potential energy than other shapes (which is why Dairylee triangles can hover if you attatch synthetic wings to them.)
Posted by: Bear | 01 June 2007
Where do circles come of your heirarchy of density? This is important to me.
Posted by: Alby | 01 June 2007
Ahh, I think she means "religion".
Posted by: Roger | 01 June 2007
When you turn off the light switch, the bulb stops producing light. The remaining photons are just absorbed by whatever they hit. If they're reflected, then they go on to be absorbed by something else.
Posted by: Roger | 01 June 2007
Circles are still, as yet, an unknown quantity.
I think it depends on the colour. Green circles appear to be just slightly less dense than squares. Yellow circles are *way* less dense than triangles.
Posted by: Bear | 02 June 2007
lol
I love the way that even after your declaration Alby and Roger are still attempting to educate you.
Posted by: Bosie | 03 June 2007
Just trying to get Clurb's world to make some sort of sense to me.
Posted by: Alby | 03 June 2007
Ah, but she said that when people try to explain they use long confusing words - notice the lack of long words in my reply.
As an addendum, if you did know what dark matter is, I'm betting every physicist in the world would be beating a path to your door as they don't seem to know what it is or if it even exists.
Posted by: Roger | 04 June 2007
Dean thinks it's like flodgiston. We're just waiting for the next genius to turn up and tell us all we've been barking up the wrong tree.
Posted by: Bosie | 09 June 2007
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