Bear blog

I dreamed a had a willy last night. It was marvellous. Proportionately sized, in possession of a certain delicate, feminine charm, and with no silly extra appendages. And above all asexual, although I did put a condom on it and wander around the place. But show me a woman who wouldn't. I awoke in the midst of a contemplation of having been cheated out of something.

On a related note, the she-weeing is going terribly well. I have successfully ascertained optimum angle and trajectory and have begun to practice with trousers on. Wonderful stuff.