Bear blog

Pete and I both took this little thirty-second test and both came out as a couple of our favourite books (I was 100 Years of Solitude, Pete was Ender's Game.)

Me likee.

Our iconic new building is covered in solar panels, mega-techy-poly-christaline louvres, and general shininess. A bloke has just stuck up a little information sign with a built in monitor so we can all keep tabs on how wonderful and environmentally friendly we're being in our massive offices while we have the air conditioning on full blast and a few hundred computers pumping their evil out into the atmosphere. But having read the thing, I still have no idea what I'm looking at.

This morning's readings were at:

• 90.00 kW
• 8.120 MWh and
• 3.491 t

Is that good? Should I be running from the building for fear that the sun's rays are going to bake me alive? Should I be busy scoffing at how much money they've spent on this crap?

I need a geeky type to tell me what it all means.

Alan has sparked an interest in me about what brings people to my site. They're not as good as Alan's but the best few over the last couple of months have been:

• Blarg faceplant
• hubby beater
• i need poop paper
• nicola holt big bugger
• physics of poop
• clap pigion crawley

and

• skin tight rubber gay

I do seem to get an awful lot of searches about poop. Not that I'm complaining.